Monday, October 13, 2008

Smarter than Gerard Harbison II

New winner of the Nobel Prize Peace Prize for Economics:

Paul Krugman...

Why Paul Krugman? Because Harbison hates him and I was amused.

Smarter than Gerard Harbison I

Let me explain, Harbison proudly proclaims on his blog that he is "the uncensored thoughts of America's 3487th greatest conservative thinker."

Since he's never listed these "3486" people, we thought we would:

Number 1: Spongebob Squarepants

"I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready."

Friday, October 10, 2008

Who is Gerard Harbison?

Gerard Harbison, a.k.a. the self proclaimed right wing professor, is a professor of Chemistry at the University of Nebraska.

Harbison (seen right over compensating for something) is well known for injecting right wing conservative politics into his non-political scientific classes and making erratic, wild accusations against faculty members and students at UNL. While attempting to mask their contempt for this rethug, his coworkers often refer to him as "a joke" and a "sociopath."

Harbison is infamous for making inappropriate sexual advances towards his students once calling a UNL cheerleader "sugar tits."

He is often seen online complaining about the Democratic Party, pathologically blaming them for every personal problem he has. He's repeatedly called Barack Obama a terrorist and has declared his hate for Franklin Delano Roosevelt calling him "weak on national security."

Haribson's idols include: Rush Limbaugh, Barry Goldwater, and U.S. Senator David Vitter.

If this was just some blogger then we'd be fine with it but this guy is a teacher at a public University and shouldn't be taking home my tax dollars. He should be removed immediatly.